First the dimes fell through the hole in my jacket pocket, and the keys said nothing because they were not dimes.
Then the pennies fell through the hole in my pocket, and the keys said nothing because they were not pennies.
The nickels fell through the hole in my pocket, and the keys said nothing because they were not nickels.
And then the quarters fell through the hole in my pocket, and still the keys said nothing because they were not quarters.
I have to sew up this hole because I hate keeping my keys in my jeans pocket.
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The Short Version
My name's Matt Fisher. I'm a writer and actor in New York City. I believe that a thing not worth doing is not worth doing well.
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