The B.S. of A. is auctioning off some stuff that we stole from Glenn Beck’s dressing room after he left for Texas. It’s for an okay cause— the proceeds will go towards buying our staff unnecessary personal electronics.
To be frank, you’ll likely get outbid by the Sons Of The War Of Northern Aggression brigade, but it might be worth a shot. You could probably disenchant this stuff and forge yourself some Gauntlets Of Chaotic Evil or something.