PREMIUM FISHER

My name's Matt Fisher. I'm a comedy type in New York City. I believe that a thing not worth doing is not worth doing well.

garlock:

"Flashpoint" is a pretty good movie, has a fairly good Tangerine Dream soundtrack, but then has an Oscar quality speech from Kurtwood Smith in the middle. Kurtwood Smith is a national treasure!

There should have been entire BRANCHES of 90’s hip-hop based on samples of this speech.

ucbcomedy:

Is the Gathering of the Juggalos appropriate for UCB1 correspondent Shannon O’Neill’s son? These Juggalos seem to think the biggest obstacle he’ll face his dehydration, but Shannon has some other concerns. 

specialedition87:

flawlessxqueen:

This is the young man that was walking with Mike Brown,

Fuck.

(via sebsational)

The people around you are honored to help you carry your burden.

Others have said this better than I will, but the way that depression and suicidal thoughts get you is by isolating you. You feel that your pain would be toxic to the people who might support you. Unless you can fight that distortion, it’s got you cornered.
And by “you” I mean “me.” I don’t talk about it much, partially because I imagine that it’s not my style but mostly because of the nature of the thing. It feels shameful and alienating.
And since the prevailing silence is at the heart of the problem, I’ll say it now- I’ve been fighting depression and its consequences ever since my sister died, and I’ve taken the suicidal impulse right up to the wall. Only seldom have I managed the strength to bring it to other people, but those few times I succeeded have quite literally saved my life.
So call the hotline or tell the person you feel is the best candidate or tweet about it or contact me. The thing that I know to be true but can barely believe is that not only are all those people willing to hear you out, they’re desperate to receive something so precious from someone like you. You would be honored at the opportunity to save someone’s life. Give someone that honor and raise up the both of you.

ucbcomedy:

We went undercover to ask Juggalos if they’re in a gang. Really. 

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caitbitz:

Episode 4 is up! This one focuses on children’s books by R.A. Dickey, Metta World Peace, and the Manning family!