PREMIUM FISHER

My name's Matt Fisher. I'm a comedy type in New York City. I believe that a thing not worth doing is not worth doing well.

ucbcomedy:

In this new Sting Ops from UCB1 News, we ask shoppers why they refuse to save big babies. Watch it now!

ucbcomedy:

spotastic asked NYU Freshman on move-in day whether they thought these killers would make good roommates. 

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tavie:

disney-universes:

The horrifying decayed remains of the Figment puppets used in the finale films of the original Journey into Imagination attraction, which were auctioned off on eBay back in 2008.

oh god, figment, nooooo

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Gruesome!

AND EMBLEMATIC OF THE PARK’S MANAGEMENT OF THE FIGMENT IP, THE IMAGINATION PAVILLION, FUTURE WORLD, EPCOT PROPER, AND INDEED THE ENTIRE WDW PROPERTY, AS I’M SURE YOU’LL AGREE.

These concerns are universal.

ucbcomedy:

Watch zolfatron get herself invited to strangers’ weddings in the newest report from UCB 1 News!

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