I trust that this film is just as noble as all of Megan Fox’s endeavors, but on behalf of my wife Dana and my son Keaton, this poster can kiss my ass.
First the dimes fell through the hole in my jacket pocket, and the keys said nothing because they were not dimes.
Then the pennies fell through the hole in my pocket, and the keys said nothing because they were not pennies.
The nickels fell through the hole in my pocket, and the keys said nothing because they were not nickels.
And then the quarters fell through the hole in my pocket, and still the keys said nothing because they were not quarters.
I have to sew up this hole because I hate keeping my keys in my jeans pocket.
TUMBLR AND GOOGLE ANNOUNCE NEW “SEND” TECHNOLOGY TO REPLACE “REBLOGGING FOR”
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
—-Mountain View, CA.—-
At a press conference held today at Google’s headquarters in Mountain View, California, executives from the Google and Tumblr web services announced a new joint venture to simplify the process by which Tumblr users send Star Wars fan art and stills from British sitcoms to their friends.
The new technology, named “SEND,” will be a subset of Google’s Gmail service and will allow Tumblr bloggers to attach a dog picture to a private blog post and then share that post only with the individuals who would care. Currently, these ostensibly private messages are tagged as “reblogged for” the intended recipient, uploaded to Tumblr’s servers and presented to multiple internet users, almost none of whom share the sender’s and recipient’s weird constellation of fixations and neuroses.
The new “SEND” program is expected to ease strain on Tumblr’s infrastructure and dramatically reduce the frequency with which Tumblr’s subscribers view long exegeses of late-period Buffy The Vampire Slayer episodes and pictures of strangers standing in front of restaurants.
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
~ - William Gibson (via trust—your—dreams) Has anybody confirmed that William Gibson actually said this? Either way— QUITE RIGHT.
Willie Nelson. Also known as: DR. BOOGER???
I have no idea here. BUT I LIKE IT.
The Short Version
My name's Matt Fisher. I'm a writer and actor in New York City. I believe that a thing not worth doing is not worth doing well.
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